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The Color of Porn

The Color of Porn
What is the color of porn? We never expected porn to actually have a color, but we were wrong! The color of porn depends on where you are in the world though. It turns out that in China the color of porn is yellow. Pornographic books are referred to as ‘yellow books’, and sexual jokes are called ‘yellow jokes’ there.…

Whitening Penis

Whitening Penis
A new trend has risen: Penis whitening. We all heard of anal bleaching, lightening the color of the skin around the anus, but the trend is spreading, so to speak, and reaches all the way to the male genitals now. Especially in Asia this very popular. A clinic called the Lelux Hospital uses laser to break down melanin in the skin,…

Horny wife makes a sexvideo

Horny wife makes a sexvideo
Saturday after finishing my yard work I came inside for a shower. My wife Andrea had gone shopping with her best friend Tina so I had the house to myself. After the shower I tossed my dirty cloths in the washer and when I took the detergent down from the shelf I noticed a box hidden behind it. I took…

Tantric massage

Tantric massage
We have a new hobby! We’re even thinking of making this a business… Ever heard of Yoni Massage? According to Wikipedia it’s a ‘Tantric massage that primarily focuses on the vulva and vagina’. There’s a male counterpart to Yoni as well, it’s Lingam massage. Both are described as a therapeutic way to relieve tension in the private areas. By common…

Norwegian authorities have a request

Norwegian authorities have a request
Do not have sex on roundabouts and do not walk naked over bridges’. For us this was a reason to start checking into flights to Oslo, but it got us wondering where this request came from at the same time. Apparently Norwegian students have a tradition of celebrating their exams by running naked over bridges and making love in public…

The purpose of breasts

The purpose of breasts
I once read on a truckstop mensroom: “If women’s breasts were on the back side, slow dancing would be more fun”. I partially agree. It would make it more awkward for sure. But it made us think… what is their purpose? The main purpose of course is providing nutrition for infants, but why would play such a big role in…

NSA loves porn too

NSA loves porn too
FBI agents have discovered an estimated 16 million pictures of men’s genitalia… dick pics… Where? In the home of an NSA employee! Hillary Wang, allegedly used a custom-designed algorithm to target users dick pics and automatically upload them to her home servers. FBI agents confiscated 14 computers at Wang’s home. A grand total of 53 terabytes of illegally downloaded pictures…

Chinese hospitals introduce sperm extracting machine

Chinese hospitals introduce sperm extracting machine
In Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China a hands-free sperm extraction machine was introduced recently. The machine is helping extracing for people who don’t feel comfortable doing it the old fashioned way. Youtube is filled with videos of this new machine. The machine has a pink massage pipe at the front which can be adjusted to the likings of the user.…

Sophie Turner’s Wine-Fueled Instagram Story About Arya’s Sex Scene Is A Mood

Sophie Turner’s Wine-Fueled Instagram Story About Arya’s Sex Scene Is A Mood
The actress, who plays Sansa Stark in “Game of Thrones,” celebrated her friend and on-screen sister with some cheeky “tea.” BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND - APRIL 12: Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner attend the "Game of Thrones" Season 8 screening at the Waterfront Hall on April 12, 2019 in Belfast, Northern Ireland. (Photo by Charles McQuillan/Getty Images) We need to talk…

Famous Celebrity Sex Addicts

Famous Celebrity Sex Addicts
He's reportedly done it with 5,000 women. Maxim magazine says so in their Top 100 "Living Sex Legends" List. CLICK HERE to read up on Charlie Sheen's latest scandal.